As you will see from the selections below; I have a hard time holding down a job.   

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Captain Thom Bedlam is landlocked awaiting repairs or another ship. Life ashore has left him bored and bursting with tomfoolery. It’s a wild array of magical mayhem, the sharing of vastly inaccurate knowledge and gregarious if ineffective lessons on being a pirate. It’s the most fun you’ll have this side of Tortuga, and gives you a whole new perspective for the saying “I’d rather be sailing.” Yo Ho! Not so much memorable as it is hilariously traumatizing

The Wizard of Odd is all around fun-filled magical lunacy. Think of the yellow brick road and then take away a few bricks.

One of my favourite characters is the Carney or Snake-oil man shown above gathering his prey. I actually make most of my money pawning. Really.

Regis and the Monopoly banker are two of the characters I have portrayed on behalf of Hilton for their trade shows. 

My selection of tuxedos can get truly tasteless as shown above in this yellow seersucker tux with black velvet collar and brocade. It's the perfect  lounge lizard or  tacky game show host attire. Also illustrated here is my commitment to audience enjoyment, above and beyond the call of duty,  climb every mountain, ford every  . . . blah blah blah blah

Above are a handful of shots from various television appearances.

Cross-dressing on the set of Witchblade; that's me and The one and only Roger Daltrey.
(The Who? - exactly right)
I'll namedrop to justify why I am in a blouse with press on nails.

A Christmas favourite, Fagan the head thief from Oliver Twist, spreads his influence over a susceptible group of Rogers reindeer.

My daughter won't let me do this anymore but yes it is me. Thought I'd include these anyway for cheap sensationalism.